1. |
Theme Song
00:36
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Whoah! Born Dad!
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2. |
IDC
03:40
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I heard what you did last night
I heard that you did it
I did go to bed last night
I heard that you didn't
You said it was no big deal
You're gonna regret it
'Cause that's not really how I feel
Gonna tell your friends, tow your car, call your mom, 'cause
It doesn't matter to me how you feel
It doesn't matter to
It doesn't matter to me how you feel
It doesn't matter to
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I really really really really really don't care
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I really really really really really don't care
These days it's like everyone
Doesn't have enough time to get things done
So how did you find a way
To flirt with someone different every single day
And I don't know everything
But I know I deserve better than that
So that's why when you're not home
I'm gonna break your stuff with your baseball bat! 'Cause
It doesn't matter to me how you feel
It doesn't matter to
It doesn't matter to me how you feel
It doesn't matter to
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I really really really really really don't care
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I really really really really really don't care
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I really really really really really don't care
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I really really really really really don't care
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3. |
Sexist Leftist
03:02
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Sexist
Leftist
Sexist leftist
Sexist
Leftist
Sexist leftist
You're not the first and the last one was better
I thought that you needed to know
I'm getting tired of you staying or leaving
I think you should probably go
I'm not the one that you should try this out on
I'm not the one who's gonna stick it out for ya
Sexist
Leftist
Sexist leftist
You always have so many thoughts and opinions
I think you should know I don't care
About all my friends, and my time, and my religion
And especially about my body hair
I'm not the one that you should try this out on
I'm not the one who's gonna stick it out for ya
Hey hey hey hey
"Feminist man"
I know you're doing this the best you can
Hey hey hey hey
So don't be sad
When I tell you your best ain't gonna cut it, it's too bad
Sexist
Leftist
Sexist leftist
You go around like you're so smart and thoughtful
I'm here to tell you that you're actually awful
Do everything that you say you're against
That's how we know you're a sexist leftist!
I'm not the one that you should try this out on
I'm not the one who's gonna stick it out for ya
Hey hey hey hey
"Feminist man"
I know you're doing this the best you can
Hey hey hey hey
So don't be sad
When I tell you your best ain't gonna cut it, it's too bad
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4. |
Sexy Lefty
02:34
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Sexy lefty you're so hot
You don't interrupt me when I talk
You plan our trips and getaways
You text me every single day
You're so sweet, you're so real
Everybody's welcome to feel what they feel
You own your shit, don't put it on me
That's why you're a sexy lefty
Everybody's welcome, everybody's welcome to be
Sexy and lefty
You're so cool because you care!
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5. |
@ghostfuckboy1
01:56
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At ghost fuck boy 1 2 3 4!
It's been three weeks
Where have you been?
Reading Marx?
Or the latest Jacobin?
I don't like you
You talk too much
I just wanted
To ride your f*cking c*ck
Active on Facebook
Ghost fuck boy
I see your read receipts
Ghost fuck boy
You walk by me on the street
Ghost fuck boy
But you won't text me back
We locked eyes at the show
Ghost fuck boy
You're sitting on my porch
Ghost fuck boy
You sat next to me at the bar
Ghost fuck boy
But you won't text me back
You met my housemates
You met my mom
I know you're not tied up
Because I was your dom
You said you loved me
That's what your bitmoji said
But now where are you?
Are you fucking dead?
Active on Facebook
Ghost fuck boy
I see your read receipts
Ghost fuck boy
You walk by me on the street
Ghost fuck boy
But you won't text me back
You know why you're a ghost?
Why?
Because we killed you!
We killed you!
Now you're toast!
Yum!
And we're gonna eat you!
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6. |
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Hey, are you in a band?
AHHHHHHHHH
Saturday night, party at your group house
Wearing denim jackets and we're going the fuck out
You're a Maryland kid but you say you're from DC
You like bikes and Twitter and pour over coffee
There's been a change since you came to our show
You remembered my name and you're liking all my posts
Now you buy me a drink, offer me a cigarette
Show me your tattoos, I am not impressed
Wanna talk music and ask about my guitar
Say you know some Dylan songs, as if that's hard
There's been a change since you came to our show
Are you in pain? 'Cause you're getting kind of close
And you're not the only one, it just goes to show, that
My band gets me boyfriends
My band gets me so many boyfriends
My band gets me boyfriends
My band gets me so many boyfriends
You think I'm cool, at least so far
But is it all because I'm holding this guitar?
Is it chemistry or my perceived social capital?
Can't you see I'm still a little skeptical
A change since you came to our last show
I've got many men, don't act like you don't know
But if you still wanna take me on a date then get in line, 'cause
My band gets me boyfriends
My band gets me so many boyfriends
My band gets me boyfriends
My band gets me so many boyfriends
My band
Gets me so many boyfriends
I couldn't even count them on one hand
And my boyfriends are so hot
And they love my band
The best thing about having boyfriends is telling them to do things for me
Like, fold my laundry and make my bed
And if you've been a really bad boyfriend
And I mean, really really bad
I'll make you clean out my tub
And you can draw me a warm bath
And make you scrub my back
'Cause I love it when you scrub my back hard baby!
And I'll let you towel me off and I'll set you down on your knees
And you'll make me c*m ten times
And afterwards you can crawl into a hole and DIE
My band gets me boyfriends
My band gets me so many boyfriends
My band gets me boyfriends
My band gets me so many boyfriends
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7. |
Quit Yr Job
02:31
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I'm a middle class woman
My mom and dad too
They told me to get a real job
With benefits too
Now I'm rushing to work 'cause I can't be late
Gotta see my stupid boss every day
I work overtime for no more pay
While the rest of the world is going up in flames, is going up in flames
Quit your job
Fuck it up, fuck it up
And never work again
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Quit your job
Fuck it up, fuck it up
And never work again, never work again, never work again
Me and my friends
We're really tired and sick
We got a lot of bills
It's getting harder to live
We're so wound up at night we can't sleep
And struggling to make it through another week
What do we do? We're all stuck
And capitalism is totally fucked, is totally fucked
So quit your job
Fuck it up, fuck it up
And never work again
Fuck it up, fuck it up
We're gonna quit our jobs
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Take care of our friends, take care of our friends, take care of our sweet friends
We're all gonna quit our jobs and take care of our sweet, sweet friends
We're gonna quit our jobs
Fuck it up, fuck it up
And never work again
Fuck it up, fuck it up
We're gonna quit our jobs
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Take care of our friends, take care of our friends, take care of our sweet friends
We're all gonna quit our jobs and take care of our sweet, sweet friends
Fuck it up!
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8. |
Da-doo
03:09
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He doesn't hear what they say about him
He doesn't take the time to listen
He doesn't hear a single sound
As he walks around town
But everybody else, they know
What he did to that girl at that show
But they don't have much to say
She should have known better anyway
Da-doo, da-doo, da-doo, da-doo
Da-doo, da-doo, da-doo, da-doo
She always hears what they say about her
All their gossip and chatter
Would it matter if she called them out?
They know what they're talking about
And every day she walks real slow
Looking over her shoulder
Gets a little harder every day
She should have known better anyway
Da-doo, da-doo, da-doo, da-doo
Da-doo, da-doo, da-doo, da-doo
Do you think she should have known better?
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9. |
What More?
03:20
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You told me you want me
But you're just performing
Trying to stick it in me
And leave without warning
I tried to be clearer
I tried to take control
But you pushed me too far
Even though I said no
Even though I said no, even though I said no
Even though I said no, even though I said no
My body's full of shame
I try to shift the blame
But it doesn't make a difference anyway
No matter what I say
It doesn't make a difference anyway
No matter what I say
It doesn't make a difference anyway
No matter what I say
What more can I do? What more can I do?
What more can she do? What more can she do?
What more can we do? What more can we do?
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10. |
Sack of Trash
03:18
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There's no toilet paper
Sack of trash!
And the seltzer's flat
Sack of trash!
Our coffee's old
Sack of trash!
And the fruit has mold
Sack of trash!
We never shave
Sack of trash!
And our underwear's dirty
Sack of trash!
I take one bath a week
Sack of trash!
And I'm still fuckin' flirty!
Sack of trash!
I paid one bill
Sack of trash!
And I made it to work
Sack of trash!
But I forgot about my date
Sack of trash!
I was really, really late
Sack of trash!
I killed all my plants
Sack of trash!
And I've got holes in my pants
Sack of trash!
I pick my nose
Sack of trash!
I'm a nasty fuckin' hoe
Sack of trash!
We're all piles of garbage
We're all piles of garbage
We're all piles of garbage
What are you?
I'm a sack of trash but I'm not a trash fire!
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